RACIST!!!

Here is a cold hard fact of life.
People will always be racist as follows:

Asians
"the smart kids", small, funny, esthetically pleasing, drive only hondas, good at sports but not good enough to play college anything, 9 out of 10 have spiky hair, wacked out cartoons, incredibly over obsessed with dragonball z.... or pokemon. the inventors of the ugly car


Blacks
dominate in all sports except the ones that are played in the cold or in water,
thought to have an extra tendon in their knee making them jump higher and run faster, black women are among best arguers in the world, good singers, godfathers of jazz, make words like "stupid" "dope" and "retarded" mean good things.




Mexicans
mexican is a term used for anyone born south of the rio grande, even if you are
from Argentina you are mexican, only eat spicy foods that would kill a normal person, spanish chicks have the best butts.





Whites
slower, weaker, not as cool as blacks but somehow figure out a way to "suppress a brotha"
offended when called a "rich white person" although saying "rich black person" is a complement.
if a white male is not married by the time they are 60 they move to Asia and hook up with teen girls. Still and will always dominate the NHL and curling.

Polynesians
love to scream loud, gold teeth is still fashionable, very nice people but do not piss them off, learned to "haka" before to walk, deceptively strong and fast, sometimes they are confused with black people, are allowed to say the "n" word.