There is nothing homo, metro, or bi-sexual about man-dating. If you are new to the man-dating scene or are thinking about experimenting with some of your man friends, let me break down the rules for you.
1. The man who initiates the date is the one who drives. A request for gas money will result in termination of the man-date.
2. Man-dates are always dutch, and the "forgetting your wallet" trick will invariably lead to having you sit outside without participating in the activity.
3. Let your restaurant server know up front that the checks will be split.
4. No alcohol. We do not want you to get so hammered that you forget you are on a date with a MAN.
5. If attending the movies, there should be at least one empty seat reserved as buffer zone between you. This avoids both confusion among other movie goers and nonverbal fights for the armrest.
6. Do not say "Goodnight" to your man-date. "See ya bro," "Later man," or "Take it easy," are all acceptable biddings of farewell. "Goodnight" is reserved for members of the opposite sex.
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Just so everyone knows, I totally agree with you and I am planning a big seven-way man date in less then 2 weeks... Teddy, Marcus, Zane, Brick, Kino, JD and NEIL!!!It is by far the least gay thing i've ever planned and been a part of.
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