Swine flue?..... SWINE FLU?!?!? Has anyone seen "Willow?" You know the pig part? seeing Val Kilmar being transfigured into a pig will forever be ingrained in my head. Probably the most traumatic moment in my 4th year of being alive. My wife and i have a couple that we are good friends with and it so happens that they went to Mexico on a cruise the exact week that the mass media decides to come out with the hysteria that we are all going to die from getting porked. I hope our friends don't come back as pigs. And if they do at least come back with wings so we can settle all of the unpaid debts contingent upon pigs flying. 
